helpline: (kind of disgruntled)
The Twelfth Doctor ([personal profile] helpline) wrote2015-10-02 11:35 pm
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"No."
[ that's it, that's the voicemail message ]
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superposition: ((tight-lipped))

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-04 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. Have you got another name, though? You can see how it might get confusing.
helpline: (no why would we do that)

[personal profile] helpline 2015-10-04 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
No, I don't, it's just the Doctor
capital The capital Doctor
superposition: ((the implications))

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-04 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[sigh. welp, not like he's in a position to get on someone's case for not using their real name... but at least nobody else is also called Qubit, come on.]

All right, The Doctor it is. Doctor of what, though, out of curiosity?
helpline: (~jazz hands~)

[personal profile] helpline 2015-10-04 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Let's go with marmosets.

[ we just don't know ]
superposition: (And why?)

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-04 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Marmosets.

[lineface. he's trying to figure out whether you're someone he can talk science to or just a weirdo, dude...]
helpline: (for fuck's sake)

[personal profile] helpline 2015-10-04 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, no, Qubit, right. Photons! I'm a Doctor of photons. Photons and temporal stability and marmosets.
superposition: ((walk between worlds))

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-04 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
If you're not actually a doctor, you can just say so. It doesn't really matter to me.
helpline: (no why would we do that)

holy shit I thought I tagged this MY BAD....

[personal profile] helpline 2015-10-09 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not A Doctor, I'm THE Doctor. So yes, I don't remember if I'm a doctor but I'm certainly the Doctor.

If it helps, I'm sure I have a doctorate somewhere. But it's in a different dimension so I doubt the credentials would carry over anyway.
Edited 2015-10-09 23:13 (UTC)
superposition: ((what are we talking about?))

lmfao SALL GOOD

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-10 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not the credentials he's concerned about - like he said, he doesn't care. Formal credentials are overrated. What's concerning him now are all the little details coming together. The name, of course, or lack thereof. Six Doctors who are the same person. Unfortunate fashion sense. Ambiguity over whether this man's ever been to medical school. And then just that little hint of non-sequitur madness.

Could it actually...? Oh, come on. Not a chance. What a ludicrous idea.]

Is this your first time hopping dimensions? You're taking the whole thing awfully well.

[Little bit of a subject change, but he has to check. For no particular reason.]
helpline: (~jazz hands~)

c:

[personal profile] helpline 2015-10-10 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ hey now, we both know his fashion sense could be even more unfortunate (cough Colin Baker cough). ]

Not at all. I've got more experience with pocket dimensions than alternate dimensions, but I'm a dab hand at both.
superposition: ((ponders the gate))

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-10 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[that's exactly who he was thinking of actually. not that he... remembers the actors' names. but that's the one he was thinking of.]

How about time travel?
helpline: (no why would we do that)

[personal profile] helpline 2015-10-10 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ just go with Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, buddy. easier that way ]

Well yeah. I'd be a rubbish time traveller if I didn't do it.
superposition: ((william hartnell eat your heart out))

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-11 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, fantastic. Where'd you park the TARDIS? We'll all be out of here in no time.

[Please let him interpret this as sarcasm. It is a sarcastic pop culture reference and nothing more. If he actually talks about the TARDIS like it's a real thing that exists...]
helpline: (kind of disgruntled)

[personal profile] helpline 2015-10-11 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
She's stuck in my proper dimension.

[ and because that TARDIS question is too on the nose, ]

Will we meet?
superposition: (And why?)

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-11 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Will we? Look, kudos for not breaking character, but you do know you're not actually fooling anyone.
helpline: (no why would we do that)

[personal profile] helpline 2015-10-11 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean breaking character? I'm confused, which really is a first for me.
superposition: ((tight-lipped))

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-11 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Come on. You're telling me you're the hero of a BBC kids' show, do you honestly expect me to take that seriously?
helpline: (no why would we do that)

[personal profile] helpline 2015-10-11 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
If I am the hero of a kids' show, why would they let kids watch it to begin with? It's scary, people die, that can't be appropriate children's television.

[ and we wonder why the moral guardians pitched a hissy fit in the 1980s..... ]
superposition: ((what are we talking about?))

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-11 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. That's not remotely the point. The point is it's fictional.
helpline: (for fuck's sake)

[personal profile] helpline 2015-10-11 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
No, the point is that kids are watching it! Do they show the Daleks? Why would they let children watch the Daleks? What about the Weeping Angels, I'm sure those made Mum keep the light on when the kids went to bed.
superposition: ((talk to me))

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-11 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[dude, the Weeping Angels even scared the shit out of the adults.]

The Daleks weren't even scary until they figured out stairs. Take it up with the writers if you're that concerned. But for heaven's sake, drop the act first. Fine, you're a fanboy, I don't care, but you're not the Doctor. He is a made-up character on television.

[SINCE APPARENTLY HE HAS TO SPELL IT OUT EVEN MORE]
helpline: (for fuck's sake)

[personal profile] helpline 2015-10-11 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
How can I fanboy myself?

You're stubborn. You're stubborn and stupid and probably human and this is the second time today I've had to argue about my identity. I already had to do the 'feel my pulse' thing once today, am I going to have to do it again?
superposition: (Heavy words are so lightly thrown)

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-11 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[oh boy, doc, you done it now. you said the s-word. Qubit was just annoyed before, now he's zero to furious in 0.5 seconds.]

NEVER CALL ME STUPID. I don't care about your pulse, you deluded moron. If you can't tell fantasy from reality, that's not my problem. By all means, have fun with your imaginary marmosets.
helpline: (kind of disgruntled)

[personal profile] helpline 2015-10-11 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ yaaaaay best buds, said no one ever. ]

I'm calling you stupid because YOU'RE STUPID. And if you're too stubborn to accept reality then that's not my problem either! I hope you enjoy being wrong.
superposition: ((pushed to the brink))

[personal profile] superposition 2015-10-12 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ARGH he is so torn between ragequitting vs. needing to have the last word though... so LET'S DO BOTH]

Oh, shut up. I don't have time for this, you pillock.

[HANGING UP NOW, SORRY BRO]
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