I literally arrived here less than twelve hours ago. And this isn't the thing where people use literally instead of figuratively. I mean literally as literally. Twelve hours ago I was not here.
Pleasure to meet you, Qubit (love the name, by the way). As for the network error, you'd more than I would. Again, twelve hours.
With regards to your doctors, the sad thing is, that could be me as well. Does one of the six doctors wear a bowtie? Or perhaps he has a regretful sense of fashion?
[Knowing what his name means is kind of an intelligence litmus test, so hey wrong number, you've got some brownie points already :) but uh. he does still want a name.]
The pleasure's all mine (and thank you).
What? No, unless you count full-body Kaiju tattoos. Also, despite the six degrees he keeps bragging about, he won't let anyone call him Doctor, so I know you're not another of him. [Besides which, you know how to send texts one at a time instead of thirty.]
[sigh. welp, not like he's in a position to get on someone's case for not using their real name... but at least nobody else is also called Qubit, come on.]
All right, The Doctor it is. Doctor of what, though, out of curiosity?
[ kotetsu, this is assuming the doctor knows how to phone to begin with. he doesn't. not really, at least. He's assuming Kotetsu's Clara. ]
I think I can describe it then. Right! Triangles! Or, specifically, right triangles. The hypotenuse is the side opposite the right angle in a right triangle.
You really should know this though, didn't that school have maths?
[WHOOPS. tmw the guy who hits his electronics when they don't work is better at working a phone than the guy who operates a TARDIS....
...then again, Kotetsu still thinks he's talking to Barnaby.]
right triangles....which ones were those again and high school was like twenty years ago i dont remember half that stuff i pretty much barely passed as it was, you know that
[It's not the credentials he's concerned about - like he said, he doesn't care. Formal credentials are overrated. What's concerning him now are all the little details coming together. The name, of course, or lack thereof. Six Doctors who are the same person. Unfortunate fashion sense. Ambiguity over whether this man's ever been to medical school. And then just that little hint of non-sequitur madness.
Could it actually...? Oh, come on. Not a chance. What a ludicrous idea.]
Is this your first time hopping dimensions? You're taking the whole thing awfully well.
[Little bit of a subject change, but he has to check. For no particular reason.]
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