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[helpline]

"No."
[ that's it, that's the voicemail message ]
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[helpline]

I haven't met either of them, [ said with a shrug. ] You should introduce the two of us sometime.

[jacksonian]

What, and take responsibility for your behavior? I'm not sure I want that.

[helpline]

Of course you aren't going to take responsibility for my behavior, I'm taking responsibility for my behavior! Why'd you take responsibility for me in the first place?

[jacksonian]

Well, if I'm introducing you, then that means that I'm - you know. Providing a guarantee that you're worth meeting.

[helpline]

Or you're just introducing us. There's no guarantee involved!

[jacksonian]

[ A little sotto voce grumble. ]

I just don't want you to be...weird at her. Lady Vorkosigan is very forgiving, but she shouldn't have to put that into practice.

[helpline]

Weird? I'm not weird in the slightest!

[ says the man who has called himself weird on multiple occasions. ]

[jacksonian]

You basically just called yourself weird.

[helpline]

I called myself eccentric. That's not weird, they're totally different.

[jacksonian]

[ He sits back and spreads his fingers in a clear invitation to explain. ]

[helpline]

Food's weird. People are eccentric.

[ ....that's it, that's literally his explanation. ]

[jacksonian]

[ Mark stares a moment - and then, miracle of miracles, by some impossible chain of events...the corner of his lip turns up, and he actually laughs. It's not a big laugh, more a little chuckle than anything else, but it's not scornful or mean-spirited. And even that's enough to transform his face; he goes from looking gloomy and suspicious and grim to actually looking like a vaguely nice young man. Make no mistake, he returns to Surly Vorkosigan a moment later, but it did happen. ]

That's stupid.

[helpline]

[ Ohhhh points for the Doctor. He can't help but grin at Mark's smile. Small victories still count as a victory when dealint with grumpy teenagers. ]

Yeah, but it is what it is. Nobody calls a side dish eccentric, do they?

[jacksonian]

Yeah, but -

[ His face is a little lighter when he looks at the Doctor again. Laughing, after all, has lingering positive effects on the soul. He makes a circle with the pudgy thumb and forefinger of his left hand, then curls the thumb and forefinger of his right hand into a smaller circle. He puts the one in front of the other to demonstrate a sort of Venn diagram, with the small ring encircled completely by the bigger one. ]

That's a logical fallacy. Just because "eccentric" is an exclusively human term, that doesn't mean that "weird" is an exclusively non-human term. Just because all Zaps are Zots, that doesn't mean all Zots are Zaps.

[helpline]

Logical fallacy or not, that's how they're different! [ The Doctor's smiling a little as he continues. ]

All I was doing was describing how they were different. If we want to go all linguist, we can certainly do that--I've got a dictionary in here somewhere, those list etymologies.

[jacksonian]

Uh -

[ Which one is etymologies, again...? ]

That's...not bugs. Oh. The origins of the words?

[helpline]

I think? Could be bugs though, those words are easy to mix up.

[jacksonian]

Well, but why would etymologies matter, then? After all, that's just about what words meant a hundred years ago, not what they mean now.

[helpline]

They matter cause there's still a bit of those hundred years ago words in the words today.

[ said with a little shrug. ]

Plus, anything that can help me prove my point matters in the end.

[jacksonian]

[ A light snort that's not, perhaps, as rude as it could have been. ]

You sound just like Miles.

[helpline]

Except I don't like strategy games. They're too long and I get bored halfway through. Why play Risk when you can do darts instead?

[jacksonian]

[ A grunt. ]

Yeah, it's not my thing, either. I meant more in the sense of you searching for whatever proves your point.

[helpline]

I can deal with that better than liking strategy games.

[ said in the same tone as one would say 'a frontal lobotomy' ]

[jacksonian]

Huh. You really hate strategy games that much? What about Monopoly?

[helpline]

Capitalism for Kids? No thank you. If we're going to play a board game, let's make it Cluedo.