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[helpline]

"No."
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[helpline]

Long story. Also, I don't remember.

[earnedmystripes]

wait how do you know its a long story if you dont remember it

[helpline]

Because whatever the story is, it's going to be long.

[earnedmystripes]

you dont have ANY short stories???

[helpline]

Once there was a Doctor, he stole a box, the end.

Happy now?

[earnedmystripes]

see that wasnt so hard
why did you steal a box though

[stealing is bad u kno]

[helpline]

Bored, mostly.

[ stealing rocks ]

[earnedmystripes]

thats a terrible reason to steal things!!!!

[helpline]

I'd say that all depends on what you're stealing.

[earnedmystripes]

NO
IT DOESNT DEPEND ON ANYTHING
boredom is not a reason for breaking the law!!
like if you were stealing because you were hungry or sick and needed money thatd be a good reason but you dont just DO THAT because youre BORED???
what right do you have to take stuff from other people just cause you felt like it!!!!

[helpline]

[ WOW he stepped in it. He...totally stepped in it, why is this guy so gung-ho abut stealing? What the heck? ]

In my defense, it's not like the Time Lords were going to miss my box.

[earnedmystripes]

[~*superheroes*~]

ok i dont know what a time lord is but
that is totally and completely not the point
stealing for fun is wrong and even if you think nobody would miss the thing its still stealing FROM someone and thats not ok
you wouldnt want anyone to steal from you would you

[helpline]

well that depends
what are they stealing?

[ ruining your hypotheticals all day erryday ]

[earnedmystripes]

ughhhhhhh fine
you wouldnt care if people stole certain stuff from you
but other people might
and even if they dont
you shouldnt do it
its not right

[helpline]

Well fine. I can not steal most things here but I make no promises should something important to me show up.

[earnedmystripes]

[squints???]

how can something that belongs to someone else be important to you

[helpline]

when you travel with it for over two thousand years, you get attached.

[ aka if someone like the Master or another Time Lord gets ported in with their TARDIS, he is making no promises ]

1/2

[earnedmystripes]

two thousand years?????????????????????

[earnedmystripes]

was that before or after you stole it the first time

[helpline]

Stole it -> two thousand years of travel with it -> now.

[earnedmystripes]

how do you know someone else hadnt been using it the two thousand years before that huh