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2017-04-19 11:58 pm

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First of all, I hate to say this but Calendar Man's ported out. He didn't show up for work, so I did a bit of prowling around [ aka breaking and entering ] and he's not asleep either.

[ But that involves dealing with feelings and acknowledging friends leave and while the Doctor's trying his hardest to get better at that, he still has some issues. Let's not deal with feelings by talking about things instead. There's a chalkboard behind the Doctor and he writes out what he's saying as he talks through his theory. ]

Speaking of the sleeping thing, a proposition: I think I know who caused this.

A SUMMATION BEHIND THE CUT TEXT FOR THIS IS WORDY AND Y'ALLS FRIENDS LISTS NEED TO BE SPARED )

Tl dr! [ And yes, he said out the letters 't', 'l', 'd', and 'r' like a goddamn grandpa who just learned to text-speak ] Point one, very powerful with powers that are good for mucking with your head. Point two, the Russian occupation. Point three, a repeat offender. Point four, Billy Kalpan. Put them all together and that reveals our culprit to be.....

[ cue a very anticlimactic shrug. ]

Somebody! I know who it is, I just don't know the name. Give me some names, imPorts, let's figure this nonsense out, we've got people's boyfriends to wake up! [ There's a pause, before, ]

Also, it's not Crane. Or Julian, obviously, what with the whole being Ported out thing. We can cross those two off the list. Likewise, if you can help me piece together how fire birds work into this, I'd appreciate it. The little bird was a bit vague on that part.
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2016-11-08 09:20 pm

new & improved cr chart




» clara oswald
carer, impossible girl, everything
If only we could keep it like this forever, yeah?




» hazel lockwood
companion, granddaughter, wonderfully brash
Oh, there you are. And I just finished pitching all your food, too.




» julian day
bestie, time buddy, bad influence
You'll forgive me if I'm not eagerly awaiting to see what your next regeneration is.




» saint walker
housemate, space hippy, like mind
Whatever the future brings, good or ill, I will be there. I owe that much to the universe.




» squirrel girl
friend, good taste in books
I have a new life's mission. Fighting crime, doing good, and finding your Kristy a suitable baseball cap.




» kanaya maryam
alien, parent, infinitely more practical
Some of us like paperwork, it's good to have a record that can trace a matter through its entire process, should a problem arise.




» theon
stand-offish, grumpy, they're friends dammit
I believe you to be mad. That's no basis for a friendship.




» mk
someone to watch over, slightly scary, they're also friends dammit
Making them be punished by the law— that won't be enough.

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2016-10-16 12:07 am

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The memory starts in the console of the TARDIS, a room that looks quite atmospheric and very sci-fi. Clothes are strewn about on the floor, clothes that are obviously the Doctor's. There's a half eaten bowl of fish fingers and custard on the center console, the large steering column not moving. And in the room? The Doctor and Clara. But it's not this Doctor, it's the younger looking one with a bowtie, the previous regeneration, the Eleventh Doctor.

"Doctor," Clara exclaims, with a smile, as she walks towards him. But she stops, looking over at the Doctor, who gives her a small, tired smile in return.

"Hello," he simply says.

Clara puts her hands together, fiddling with her fingers, as she adds, "You're young again," smile still on her face. "You're okay. You didn't even change your face."

"Ha!" the Doctor laughs, smiling still. "It's started. I can't stop it now, this is just the reset." He starts to walk around the console, talking with his hands as he does so. Clara's face falls. "A whole new regeneration cycle—ooh!" Spotting that half eaten bowl, he puts it to his lips and drinks some of the custard, which makes Clara laugh. "Taking a bit longer," the Doctor continues as he sets the bowl down. "It's breaking it in." Walking over towards the center console, he makes a few noises of discomfort, obviously a bit annoyed before he flips a switch and pulls a lever. The center console comes to live with a whirring noise, as two large circular portions above the console spin in concentric directions.

"It all just disappears, doesn't it, everything you are, gone in a moment, like...breath on a mirror." The Doctor continues talking, using his hands, looking at a very obviously worried Clara. But the Doctor's still smiling, a bit gently. "Any moment now, he's a-coming."

"But who's coming?" Clara asks.

"The Doctor."

"You? You are the Doctor."

"Yup," the Doctor responds, obviously distressed, pain in his voice. "And I always will be." He raises a hand: it's started to glow, pulsing with regeneration energy. "But times change...and so must I." Clara's about to cry. The Doctor turns his head, looking up towards the staircase as if he's seen something. Obviously happy, he smiles. "Amelia!"

Clara looks around, obviously confused. Nobody else is there. "Who's Amelia?" she asks.

"The first face this face saw," the Doctor continues, looking at nothing, spinning in a light circle. It's obvious he's hallucinating. There's a pause, before he continues, attempting to reassure the still rather distraught Clara. When he speaks, it's slow and deliberate and he's still talking with his hands...but he's also smiling. "We all change. When you think about it, we're all different people all through our lives—and that's okay, that's good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be." Clasping his hands together, the Doctor continues. "I will not forget one night of this—not one day." He winks at Clara slightly, holding up one finger. "I swear. I will always remember when the Doctor was me."

He gives Clara a small nod—she shakes her head. Clara's eyes are filled with tears, she's about to cry at any moment. Again, the Doctor looks up towards the staircase. There's a moment of realization in his face, as he gently smiles at...nothing. Another hallucination. He reaches out, as if he's touching someone's face, but no one's there. Clara takes a few tentative steps forward. Slowly, deliberately, the Doctor removes his bow tie, letting the fabric drop to the floor. He gives Clara a small smile, then afterwards squinches his eyes in pain.

"No, no," Clara can't help but call out, almost in tears as she walks towards him. She offers her hand to his still-glowing one. "Please don't change," she implores, almost under her breath. The Doctor gives her the same weak, pained, but still a hundred percent sincere smile...and then it happens. The regeneration takes a second tops, as a loud whoosh of energy rings throughout the TARDIS. The Doctor's body glows bright for a second as he arches his back. When he straightens out and stops glowing, it's not Bowtie No Eyebrows the Eleventh Doctor that was there earlier: it's Angry Granddad, the Twelfth Doctor, who's staring at Clara with a mixture of shock and confusion.

Letting out a small gasp, Clara backs away from the Doctor who just...keeps staring. They look at each other for a moment, both perfect pictures of confusion. The Doctor takes a few steps forward towards Clara before he rapidly backs up, hand going to his abdomen as if he's in pain. Any sort of solemnity of the moment is ruined as the Doctor yells, "Kidneys! I've got new kidneys!" And yep, that is 100% the Twelfth Doctor's voice. Clara is looking at this whole situation with a perfectly confused look that expertly telegraphs her thoughts: what the flying fuck is going on. The Doctor stands straight up, frowning slightly as he continues. "I don't like the color."
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2016-09-04 10:14 pm

time after time watch & clock repair


Time After Time Watch & Clock Repair
Time After Time is a well-established Heropa repair shop, once owned by a lovely old couple called the Laupers. They retired and got the fuck out of Heropa because they're honestly pretty tired of superhero attacks, they can get a nice condo in Destin at the rate they've got to pay for insurance here. The current owner is the Doctor, god help us all.

The store's small, less than four hundred square feet. The front of the store is cluttered with clocks and watches of all shapes and sizes for sale. The back of the store is cluttered with repair tools of all kinds, both watch repair tools as well as other random tools that really don't belong in a watch shop (why do you have a blowtorch back there, Doctor.) The back is also cluttered with parts of all sort, both clockwork and technological, as well as plenty of half-finished projects.

It's a wonder the store makes any money.

The shops ostensibly opens Thursday through Saturday, from noon to seven. In reality, the Doctor can be found at the shop in odd times, ranging from early in the morning to the dead of night, working on all sorts of random projects.

WANT TO HELP HIM RUN A BUSINESS, comment here & we'll work something out

CURRENT EMPLOYEES
the Doctor
Julian Day / Calendar Man
oh my god this store isn't gonna make any damn money
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2016-06-21 08:06 pm

eventual new cr chart

an assortment of weirdos

Clara Oswald Doctor Who

Space bestie. Actual bestie. Possibly the most important person in the Doctor's life. He will destroy universes just to keep her safe (this is not a good thing)

Hazel Lockwood OC

His flatmate/companion, and someone who operates on the same level of weird as he is (and, worryingly, someone who operates on the same level of lonely). Shouty. Wonderful.

Julian Day DC Comics

Worrying bestie. Enjoys talking about time, knows about time, they could talk for hours. Most conversations have the Doctor desperately overlooking the whole supervillain thing.

Peter Parker Marvel 616

Peter Parker is annoying with a stupid AI. Spider-Man is super cool. This cannot possibly end well.

Kanaya Maryam Homestuck

someone who he occasionally enters Parent Feels with and who he DEFINITELY enters into Alien Feels with. The fact that she set up Aliens Anonymous marks her as cool people and someone who he'll help out no matter what.

Dipper Pines Gravity Falls

The science one of the Pines family. Do you wanna talk cryptids and magical photocopiers, cause the Doctor is up for that jam.

Mabel Pines Gravity Falls

The artsy one of the Pines family. He will forever enable her use of glitter.

Max Caulfield Life is Strange

A dear friend and someone the Doctor worries about because please don't break time again. She watches out for him more than he realizes. HAS OFFICIALLY ENTERED DUTY OF CARE STATUS.

Saint Walker DC Comics

The other flatmate! Someone who's refreshingly chill and (at least in the Doctor's eyes) totally a better person than the Doctor is. There's hope for the universe yet.

Kasumi Goto Mass Effect

Space bros! Space bros who accidentally get into pun wars! Best bros.

Karen Starr DC Comics

They met while bonding over cats. Karen's gotten the full dose of Time Lord weirdness and they still remained friends, so she's aces in his book.

Aerith Final Fantasy

The last of her kind. Really, someone so nice and so fun to be with doesn't deserve to deal with that sort of loneliness, so the Doctor's offered himself up as a good friend as well as someone she can talk to with regards to all that pain.
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2015-11-08 10:33 am

cr chart;

the Twelfth Doctor

Clara Oswald Doctor Who

Space bestie. Actual bestie. Possibly the most important person in the Doctor's life. He will destroy universes just to keep her safe (this is not a good thing)

Hazel Lockwood OC

His flatmate, and someone who operates on the same level of weird as he is (and, worryingly, someone who operates on the same level of lonely). Shouty.

Peter Parker Marvel 616

Peter Parker is annoying with a stupid AI. Spider-Man is super cool. This cannot possibly end well.

Julian Day DC Comics

Enjoys talking about time, knows about time, they could talk for hours. Most conversations have the Doctor desperately overlooking the whole supervillain thing.

Karen Starr DC Comics

They met while bonding over cats. Karen's gotten the full dose of Time Lord weirdness and they still remained friends, so she's aces in his book.

Saint Walker DC Universe

The other flatmate! Someone who's refreshingly chill and (at least in the Doctor's eyes) totally a better person than the Doctor is. There's hope for the universe yet.

Mitchell Hundred Ex Machina

He willingly chose to be a politician. Possibly a robot, investigate further.

Kasumi Goto Mass Effect

Space bros! Space bros who accidentally get into pun wars! Best bros.

Ford Pines Gravity Falls

Do you wanna stop a deeeeemon?

Marceline Adventure Time

Wonderful other immortal and fellow classic punk enthusiast. One day they will blare their records and not give a damn.

the assortment of teenagers the doctor's picked up

Ripley Lumberjanes

someone who appreciates the Beatles! Somehow he's possibly ended up as her legal guardian, god help them all.

Mabel Pines Gravity Falls

The artsy one of the Pines family. He will forever enable her use of glitter.

Dipper Pines Gravity Falls

The science one of the Pines family. Do you wanna talk cryptids and magical photocopiers, cause the Doctor is up for that jam.

Max Caulfield Life is Strange

All around cool kid. They'll eventually form a band. Someone the Doctor worries about because please don't break time again.
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helpline: (kind of disgruntled)
2015-10-02 11:35 pm

ic contact


"No."
[ that's it, that's the voicemail message ]
( text, audio, video, action )
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2015-08-20 09:07 pm

hmd


or don't.
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